The Butcher Fight Shorts - Psychedelic Pat

This isn’t drip. It’s flood. These shorts slap harder than a purple belt with something to prove. No liner. No mercy. Just raw, lethal leopard print in candy-coated Blue/Pink—the kind of color scheme that lets everyone know you do yoga and break kneecaps for fun.

🦴 4-way stretch for flying armbars and ego collapses
🎨 Stupidly sexy color clash
🔪 Zero restriction, all aggression
🥋 IBJJF? Never heard of her.

Don’t roll in these unless you’re ready to main character the whole comp.

"VELCRO IS THE DEVIL"
Jiu jitsu shorts are like your relationships: they can only handle so much velcro-based trauma before falling apart.

Wash cold, hang dry – Same deal as the gi. No one likes crispy crust shorts.

Keep away from velcro – That hook-and-loop demon will tear your gear up like a white belt doing no-gi heel hooks.

No fabric softener – It clogs up the tech fabrics and ruins the stretch. You wanna move like water, not molasses.

Inside out, every time – Protect those sublimated graphics like they’re your IBJJF medal dreams (RIP).