BJJ Gi's

“MURDERPYJAMAS™”

We don’t make gis. We make wearable declarations of war.
These are not for the casual hobbyist. These are for the over-caffeinated maniac doing hip escapes in the kitchen at 2am. For the person whose personality type is “tries berimbolo during fundamentals.”

• Pre-shrunk. Built tough. 6-month warranty 'cause we back our sh*t.

• Sassy, flashy, and never basic — no stripe-hunting accountants here

• IBJJF-ish compliant (depending on the ref and your charm)

Lightweight or tank mode, our gis are all stitched in the blood of boomers who said “you’ll grow out of this jiu jitsu phase.”

We’re not here to blend in. We’re here to break grips and egos.