Rash Guards
“SWEATWICKING & SOULCRUSHING”
This ain’t your coach’s rash guard — unless your coach is a time-traveling cyber samurai who bench-presses haters and eats foam rollers for breakfast. Our rash guards are built to survive matburn, your opponent’s neck beard, and your inability to finish armbars under pressure. (We believe in you tho 🥲)
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Sublimated graphics that’ll never peel, crack, or flake — unlike your teammates
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Compression fit to hold in your shame and your snacks
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360° mobility so you can cartwheel into oblivion if needed
Pick your flavor: cursed Y2K logos, retro bangers, or loudmouth flexwear for the dojo demons.
Drop in. Stand out. Tap nobody. Look great.
