The Butcher Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Classic Pat

Ever wonder what it’d feel like to triangle someone while looking like their aunt from Essex who drinks Lambrini before noon? Now you don’t have to. The Classic Pat rash guard is the upper body chaos module for the 2-in-1 shorts. Long sleeve = max coverage for minimal skin contact. (You're welcome, hygiene.)

🐆 Pat Butcher core: leopard print to strike fear and/or confusion
🧬 Sublimated graphics that never crack, just like your game
🦠 Anti-microbial. Anti-lame. Anti-pulling-guard-in-no-gi.
🪓 Designed for murder. Also rolling.

"IT'S TECHWEAR, NOT TUPPERWARE" Your rash guard is a compression spell woven by the gods of sweat. Keep it magical. Wash cold, inside out – Same 30°C rule. No, turning it to 40°C “just this once” isn’t fine. NO VELCRO – Ever seen a rash guard get chewed up like it lost a fight to a cheese grater? Yeah, that’s velcro’s fault. No tumble dry, ever – That spandex is elastic AF, until it’s cooked. Then it’s just sad. Skip the softeners & bleach – Let it stay fierce, not fuzzy. 🔥 Pro move: Wash your rashie in a mesh laundry bag if you're really about that pro-life. Or just want to look like you’ve got your sh*t together.