The Butcher Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Classic Pat

The short sleeve Classic Pat is for real villains. Less fabric = more limb exposure = maximum chaos. It’s the gear equivalent of saying “I’ll see you in Narnia” before jumping guard. Pair with the Classic Pat shorts and start issuing unsolicited advice to strangers on Instagram.

🐆 Looks like glam rock, hits like a sledgehammer
🧠 Engineered for freedom and filthy underhooks
🧪 Performance poly-spandex blend (science, bro)
👊 Ideal for training, comp, and talking sh*t in post-fight interviews

"IT'S TECHWEAR, NOT TUPPERWARE" Your rash guard is a compression spell woven by the gods of sweat. Keep it magical. Wash cold, inside out – Same 30°C rule. No, turning it to 40°C “just this once” isn’t fine. NO VELCRO – Ever seen a rash guard get chewed up like it lost a fight to a cheese grater? Yeah, that’s velcro’s fault. No tumble dry, ever – That spandex is elastic AF, until it’s cooked. Then it’s just sad. Skip the softeners & bleach – Let it stay fierce, not fuzzy. 🔥 Pro move: Wash your rashie in a mesh laundry bag if you're really about that pro-life. Or just want to look like you’ve got your sh*t together.