The Butcher Fight Shorts - Classic Pat

These colors weren’t chosen—they manifested during a fever dream after watching too many street beefs. Yellow and brown? Sure. Why not. Are they cursed? Probably. Are they limited edition? Definitely. Wear these and tell your opponent, “I could’ve picked normal colors, but I didn’t. That’s your warning.”

🐆 Still leopard, still lethal
🟡🔵 Earth tones from another planet
🚫 No liner = free range for chaos
💀 Not for fashion influencers. For influencing violence.

"VELCRO IS THE DEVIL"
Jiu jitsu shorts are like your relationships: they can only handle so much velcro-based trauma before falling apart.

Wash cold, hang dry – Same deal as the gi. No one likes crispy crust shorts.

Keep away from velcro – That hook-and-loop demon will tear your gear up like a white belt doing no-gi heel hooks.

No fabric softener – It clogs up the tech fabrics and ruins the stretch. You wanna move like water, not molasses.

Inside out, every time – Protect those sublimated graphics like they’re your IBJJF medal dreams (RIP).