The Rave Nuclear Candy Trip Fight Shorts
💥 ROLL SUPREME: THE RAVE – NUCLEAR CANDY TRIP FIGHT SHORTS 💥
(Navy/Green/Pink – Like a pack of Sour Skittles got exposed to gamma radiation and learned jiu jitsu)
You ever pull guard so aggressively it turns into a religious experience?
You ever get underhooked so deep you start tasting colors?
Enter: NUCLEAR CANDY TRIP – the fight shorts that hit like a sugar high and roll like a back alley techno brawl. These are your ticket to the neon underworld of no-gi madness, where the beats are fast and the scrambles are faster.
🌈 SPECS THAT DON’T PLAY FAIR:
🩳 Elasticated Waistband + Hidden Drawstring – Won’t budge, no matter how violently you shrimp, invert, or break reality.
💦 Moisture-Wicking Tech – Keeps you dry while your brain is doing donuts.
🧵 Flatlock Seams – No rub. No burn. Just you vs the void in total comfort.
🎨 Fully Sublimated Graphics – Meltproof visuals. Fades are for people who tap to pressure.
🚨 LIMITED EDITION – This print drops ONCE. If you miss it, you’ll be explaining it to your grandkids with regret in your voice.
These shorts are for the dazed guard players, the buggy choke believers, the half-crazy half-butterfly sweep mutants who train like a candy-fueled fever dream.
🎛️ Navy base for stealth. Green and pink for the mayhem. These aren’t “loud.” They’re uncensored.
🪩 Roll Supreme. Trip responsibly. 🪩
