Jiu JItsu Shorts

“DEATH LEGS & DAD BODS”

Built for flying triangles, pizza breaks, and mid-roll existential crises. Our fight shorts are the answer to every “why are your thighs out at open mat?” comment you’ll ever get. Ultra-durable, wildly flexible, and hotter than your ex’s new situationship — these things will not quit before you do.

Factory-tested by actual grapplers (not just gym influencers with nice lighting)

Wear these if you love leg locks, hate authority, and want to look like a street fighter character who just found out about No-Gi.

One-time prints. Limited drops. 100% chaos.